Caption Contest VI

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[img]http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/duhlivery.jpg[/IMG]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy] Bad Cat warning sign #48:

Cat steals family car for a cross town cat nip run and returns it with a low fuel light

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[Rachmaninoff]

Upon realizing[I] why [/I]his new adoptive family was taking him to the vet... Naps made a run for it.

[pooperson]

[SIZE=1][COLOR=DeepSkyBlue]Mittens was put on trial for allegedly killing his owners but, for lack of proof, was only convicted of not wearing his seat belt.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[TheShinje]

A scene for the hit new reality TV show: [b]America's next [i]Top Cat.[/i][/b]

[Jiazu]

[QUOTE=Gavin][SIZE=1]Thanks for the vote. Given recent events this seems to be a fair candidate.

[IMG]http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/duhlivery.jpg[/IMG] [/SIZE][/QUOTE]
[CENTER]
DAMN PAPPARAZZI...[/CENTER]

[hidaboy]

Cat: " a yes, i would like a number one and a super size chocolate shake.
drive through guy: "uh, bernie, you better listen to this."
cat: " did you here me?"
later

[Gavin]

[SIZE=1]I'm glad that so many people picked up on the Naps the Cat theme. But there can be only one winner, and that's [B]Rachmaninoff[/b], that line fitted so perfectly with the picture.

OK Rach take it away.[/SIZE]

[TheShinje]

[QUOTE=Gavin][SIZE=1]I'm glad that so many people picked up on the Naps the Cat theme. But there can be only one winner, and that's [B]Rachmaninoff[/b], that line fitted so perfectly with the picture.

OK Rach take it away.[/SIZE][/QUOTE]

I refused to make light of our great martyr. Naps was gray.

[Gavin]

[SIZE=1]Heh, well if someone wants to use the Naps behind the flag picture as another caption then that's fair enough. I was away during the whole "Naps the Cat" thing.[/SIZE]

[Rachmaninoff]

[QUOTE=Gavin][SIZE=1]I'm glad that so many people picked up on the Naps the Cat theme. But there can be only one winner, and that's [B]Rachmaninoff[/b], that line fitted so perfectly with the picture.

OK Rach take it away.[/SIZE][/QUOTE]Wow, I can't believe I actually won. I never win caption contests. Anyway.....I present another cat picture. Why? Because I've had this thing forever. So I'm glad to finally get to put it to use!

[CENTER][IMG]http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/3710/triocatsqt4.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER]

[TheShinje]

[size=3][font=century gothic][color=crimson]Ocean's three plan the great catnip heist of 2007.[/size][/font][/color]

[Allamorph]

[FONT=Arial][I]"Hello..."[indent]"Hello..."[indent]"Hello..."[/indent][/indent]
"Hello!"[/I][/FONT]

[Skye]

[size=1][color=purple][b]Middle Cat:[/b] Kitty to the top of me, Kitty to the bottom, here I am, I stuck in the middle with - another kitty. No, wait, that's me. Dangit.[/size][/color]

[Wet Cement]

[color=silver]Bottom Cat: We're a totem poll!

Middle Cat: Hi-ya-hi-ya-ho-ya-hi-ya.[/color]

[Funny Girl]

[COLOR=Magenta]Top cat: "What are you guys looking at? Come on, move it. I can't see"

Bottom Cat: "We're looking at what's for dinner"[/COLOR]

[2010DigitalBoy]

[COLOR=DarkOrange][B]Top Cat[/B]: I swear to god, this is NOT how it looks

[B]Bottom cat[/B]: They're doing bad things to me!!!

[CENTER][B]OR[/B][/CENTER]

[B]Middle cat[/B]: Iiiiiiii'm squeeeeeezed - in the middle! Smack daaaaaaaab - in the middle![/COLOR]

[hidaboy]

cat #1: okay guys, we attack on three.
cat #2: why do you make all the desisons
cat #1: because i'm the leader
cat #3: a, guys, the dog is gone.

[Vicky]

[SIZE=1]Eh, pathetic attempt, but what the ****. Might as well, nothing else to do tonight.

[CENTER][IMG]http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/3710/triocatsqt4.jpg[/IMG]
[B]I'M IN UR GARDEN, CLONING UR CATZ[/B][/CENTER]






....*shrugs*[/SIZE]

[Farto the Magic]

Hercules: Oh my god! Its another hydra! Only...this one tears up the cutains!!!! RUN!!!

[ChibiHorsewoman]

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[IMG]http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/3710/triocatsqt4.jpg[/IMG]



[color=#9933ff][Font=lucida calligraphy]Wow, that's a lot of ... oh wait I can't type that... :catgirl:

Dear Andrew Lloyd Webber

We have sent our top representatives to work out an offer you can't refuse. Write Cats the sequel. Or we'll hack up hairballs on your Tony.

Yeah, crap. But what do you want at midnight?[/color][/font]

[Aberinkula]

[COLOR=Navy][I]Old woman: This is a picture of my old cats! naps, scruffy, and jingles.

Old woman 2: Well Shery I must say! You have very well groomed *****![/I][/COLOR]

[Rachmaninoff]

[quote name='The Kuja][size=3][font=century gothic][color=crimson]Ocean's three plan the great catnip heist of 2007.[/size][/font'][/color][/quote]Congratulations, you win. For the simple reason your response was the one that made me laugh the most. So I guess that means it's now your turn.

[TheShinje]

[color=crimson] *dies*

I did not expect to take that one. But thanks ^_^;

[img]http://www.snopes.com/photos/odd/graphics/ronald1.jpg[/img]

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[r2vq]

[color=#007520]
I can't actually see your picture, so I tracked it down and uploaded it to imageshack. Maybe that's why nobody replied yet. :animeswea

...anyway...

[URL=http://img443.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ronald1um1.jpg][IMG]http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/5/ronald1um1.th.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
20 minutes earlier: Ronald shows a child what goes in his "secret sauce".

-r2[/color]

[Aberinkula]

[COLOR=Navy][I]Cop 1: Okay fella, time to go to the slammer!

Ronald: I didn't touch her I sware!

Cop 2: yes you did you sick pervert.! You would've tocuhed those other girls too!

Ronald: I don't touch girls! I hve't since high school!

Take on Scary Movie 3! Couldn't resist![/I][/COLOR]