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[QUOTE=sakurasuka][size=1] Okay, the virgin thing has come up more than once or twice. Now I'm really curious. [i]Why does a guy have to be a virgin to be the 'perfect guy'?[/i] Nearly every girl has said that now, and I totally dissagree. Why would that be on your top 5/10/15 things that you NEED in a guy? Why? I really don't get it =/ [/size][/QUOTE] [size=1][color=slategray]I know. I mean, I'd rather have someone experienced. ;D And most of you guys don't want smoker or drinkers? What fun is that? I know you Otaku like to party.[/color][/size]

[size=1][color=slategray]Yeah, I tend to like alot of European music. For example, I love [B]Muse[/B]. Apparently there are a ton of horrible reviews for their albums and I don't understand why that is. They have catchy songs and an awesome sound. People say they are [B]Radiohead[/B] mimics and so on. Which I think is funny, because I hate [B]Radiohead[/B]. And [B]Muse[/B] does a lot of songs on World issues, which has been called cheesey. People are so stupid. XD But, anyway. I'm a bit peeved that their album "Origin of Symmetry" isn't available in America. Eh. And, yeah, I admit... I love [B]t.A.T.u.[/B] Haha.[/color][/size]

[size=1][color=slategray]I like BMXing, I personally cannot do anything decent, but I'll occasionally go out and watch people and try my hand on the ramps. Oh, but, you know what's even greater than that? Extreme BMXing on mopeds. Haha. Fun stuff. But, anyway. Just about the only tip I can give is wear jeans and long-sleeved shirts. Because, getting "clothing burned" is a lot better than actually getting scraped up by the cement.[/color][/size]

[QUOTE=Tical Blue] perus komeyn blal ledux [/QUOTE] [size=1][color=slategray]Super Monkey Ball Delux Mine: ljiue enan teepsr Hint?: My favorite author of all time and beyond.[/color][/size]

[size=1][color=slategray]Where did everyone go? O.o I hope this isn't some futile attempt. ----------------------- "Get down!" Ashcraft yelled. Startled, Tessa flew out of her seat, falling onto the truck floor. Jonah was ducking deside her, but Lumine was still in his seat, frigid. "Pull him down here!" Tessa yelled to Jonah, he nodded and grabbed Lumine. Blood was staining his shirt near his shoulder. He must have been hit by the rain of bullets. It didn't look good. She didn't care what Ashcraft said, this was ridiculous. "Move," She pushed Jonah to her spot and crawled to Lumine. "And start helping out Ashcraft and Fang with some resistance, okay?" She could already hear them shooting back. But she couldn't tell if the truck had stopped moving or not, it felt like she had motion sickness creeping up on her. Once she was kneeling in front of Lumine, she reached back and pulled out a red vial and gauze from her belt. Her hands moved toward his shirt to remove it so she could properly see the wound. But he recoiled. Even in his state of pain, Tessa could see the look of hatred in his eye. [I]Oh, shit... dammit Ashcraft...[/I] She thought. "Look. A military life gave me all the training I needed to know about first aid. If you don't get that treated, your muscles could easily not function correctly in the future. Now let me help you," She reached back forward, trying again, put he pushed her away. Reaching her peak in patience, Tessa slapped him. "Knock it off! What's more important, your health or this stupid thing between us?" She pinned his arms to the ground with her knees and took off his shirt. She winced, the bullet had gone straight through his muscle tissue. At least it wasn't stuck there, it had gone clean through. She took his discarded shirt and ripped off one of the arms. She put it near his mouth. "Bite on this, it'll hurt like hell when I put the antibiotic on this thing," She advised. He reluctantly bit onto it, clenching his jaw. Tessa unscrewed the cap to the vial and carefully poured the contents onto his open wound. His eyes were tightly shut and his body tensed up with apparent pain. She ripped off a few pieces of gauze and taped them onto his wound in layers. She couldn't help any more than that. But at least it wouldn't get infected or get worse. Tessa released his arms and threw his ruined shirt back at him. He didn't say thank you. She understood.[/color][/size]

[QUOTE=AzureWolf][COLOR=maroon] Spoiler sidenote: [SPOILER]Hehe, Scar's brother lost his wang, hehe...[/SPOILER][/COLOR][/QUOTE] [size=1][color=slategray]Ahahaha, very nice. [spoiler]Guess he won't be reproducing.[/spoiler] SEE, LOOK WHAT HE SACRIFICED! I don't know, depends on the person, depends on how I feel at the time. Just like everything else. XD Ah, I'm just a wonderful person.[/color][/size]

[size=1][color=slategray]Oh, we are going to get into the Helen Keller jokes, huh? [spoiler]What does Helen Keller's parents do when they want to punish her? - Move the furniture around.[/spoiler] Oh, here are just some stupid jokes. What do you call a no-armed, no-legged man in a river? - Bob What do you call a no-armed, no-legged man in a hole? - Phil What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? - Ileane XD[/color][/size]

[size=1][color=slategray]Oh... dang. That was really hot. XD Hee hee, I hope something like that comes again. You're right, you are good at writing those kind of things. My specialties in fan fictions are usually make out scenes. : D But, go explict reading material! In any case, that was a well written chapter, I hope to see some more build up between Ria and Kiala as this progresses. And, plus, I love prostitutes. So, you have me hooked. Good job![/color][/size]

[size=1][color=slategray]I think the series is fantastic so far. You pair supernatural/paranormal storylines and have manlove in it, hell, you can slap my recommendation on it. I think Ritsuka is adorable, and I have to agree, Yun Kouga has a lovely style. So far I've read the first two, and it's very original compared to the other things I usually pick up. I really like the deeper meaning of words throughout the whole series. As for the fighting thing, I think it's an interesting system. The idea of a "Fighter" unit and "Sacrifice" unit appeals to me. You get more emotion in the battles, because everyone is so connected. I actually remember being in tears at the end of the first one simply because I enjoyed it so much. But that's just the kind of person I am.[/color][/size]

[size=1][color=slategray]Yeah, I only know sick jokes, courtesy of my friends. A little kid comes back home from a friend's house early one evening. When he walks into the living room, he sees his mother and father having sex on the couch. Not knowing what was going on, he was obviously curious. "Daddy, what're you doing?" He asks. "Making a cake." His father replies. Being none the wiser, the little boy goes up to his room for the night. The next morning, he confronts his mother in the kitchen. "Mommy, you and Daddy were making a cake last night, right?" "Yes, honey, why?" "Oh good, because I licked the frosting off the couch." XP I know more, but I'm too tired to type it out. Heh.[/color][/size]

[size=1][color=slategray]I didn't know you were a writer! Another thing we have in common. Haha. Anyway. I'm liking this Ria chick. I may just have a twisted mind, but when I was reading the whole Ria/Kiala thing, I was thinking something was going to happen between them. If you catch my drift. So far this is pretty good. A few typos here and there, it's a little fast, but it's running smooth enough. I'll be waiting for the next part! :)[/color][/size]

[QUOTE=Tical Blue] I'd cosplay as Robin.[/QUOTE] [size=1][color=slategray]And if I were there, I'd end up molesting you, because Robin is a sexy beast. : D I'd say Comic Con, too. So I could hang out with my fellow DC obsessors. Besides, I find it a lot harder to find a quality comic store than a quality place to buy anime. The dealer's room at any comic convention would be happy to have me as a rabid customer.[/color][/size]

[QUOTE=Tical Blue]oenon etsba itcal lubes olocesns HINT: I am so full of myself XD[/QUOTE] [size=1][color=slategray]No one beats Tical Blue's coolness Haha. het relde lolrssc : livoonbi Hint?: My current game obsession.[/color][/size]

[size=1][color=slategray]These aren't really recipes. More like... suggestions. Of food combinations. Some people think I'm gross for even mentioning these, but, oh well. Their loss. [b][u]Chocolate Chip Dip:[/u][/b] You need: Hershey's milk chocolate bars (or chocolate chips, whatever is available) Potato Chips Bowl Okay. This is totally simple. You just unwrap your chocolate, throw it in a bowl, microwave it for about thirty seconds 'til melted, then stir it a bit. Then, dip in desired amount of chips about halfway. Let the chocolate harden. Eat the chips. Salty and chocolatey. : D Or, if you are too lazy to do that, just dip the chips in those Handi Snack Pack pudding cup things. Haha. Also. Try using cottage cheese as a cracker dip.[/color][/size]

[size=1][color=slategray]People around town know me for being an absolute Elder Scrolls nerd and never leaving my house for that reason. And everyone knows I suffer from headaches every day of my life. I wonder how those two are connected? Oh, right, and people know me for being obsessed with man love, lesbians, and chocolate. I daresay I'll have a fun college life. : D Oh, forgot to add my skills. Er. Slash fan fictions. But I'm too lazy to write them recently. And I have a novel due. Oh, crap.[/color][/size]

[size=1][color=slategray]I also don't think we should be treating this like it's a huge threat to mankind. People get mugged, people get raped. You have a larger probability of having something bad happen to you in your own community. Let's face it, most parents are too protective to let their kids go see people they meet over the internet. And if they do let them, they are more than likely going to travel along with their kids. And with this whole "stalker internet predator" thing... get Brink home security. Duh. In any case, yes, these things happen. But too bad. So does every other horrible thing you could imagin. What a happy world. I don't feel as if I'll be abducted and raped just because I'm fourteen years old (oops, gave out personal info *le gasp*) and use the internet. And if I do, well then, let's hope those Tai Chi and Tai Kwon Do lessons paid off. [quote]Originally posted by [B]Corey[/B] [i]So.... Who wants to meet up sometime?[/i][/quote] XD [quote]Originally posted by [B]Boo[/B] [i]OtakuBoards is of course full of hairy, 40-year old truckdrivers.[/i][/quote] Wow, like on that movie [B]Joy Ride[/B] or some such like that. Now whenever a trucker waves at me, I tell my mom to rev it. But, if you are a Wood Elf, that's another story. [/color][/size]

[quote name='Tatsubei Yagyu][COLOR=Navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Not a lot of us seem to think about the cons of anime worlds, do we...

[QUOTE=CoLoR_Me_EviL][COLOR=DarkOrange][FONT=Trebuchet MS] Spirited Away also made me cry at the end, [spoiler]when I knew Haki and Chihiro wouldn't be together. I got so teary as she ran towards her parents, trying not to look back. I'm such a sap...[/spoiler][/FONT][/COLOR][/QUOTE] [size=1][color=slategray]YES! That scene gets me every time and I don't know why. It's just... the music... and just... argh. I always cry at the end of Spirited Away. Haha. But... it's more of a happy cry, I suppose. But I love that movie so much. Cowboy Bebop, definitely. Man, the song "Blue" can get me to cry on it's own, the whole ending scene did not help me at all. I remember the first time I saw it, I couldn't stop crying. My sister threw a shoe at me to make me shut up... but it didn't work. Oh, man... I always get teary when I read the last book or two of Kodocha, too. [spoiler]When Sana and Akito ran away before he has to move to America. Then he freaks out and starts bawling because she has that whole doll disease thing and he'll miss her.[/spoiler] That made me sad, because he NEVER cries. I was reading that in study hall one day and was trying really hard to hide under the table so no one could see me crying. Haha. I get too emotionally involved in fictional things... damn, I get way worse when reading books, though.[/color][/size]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by [B]Split Keyblader[/B] All that would be cool If life was an aniime I would be on pokemon. I mean summon monsters from balls and fight other monsters.[/QUOTE] [size=1][color=slategray]That's called animal cruelty. If anime was the real world, dang, I'd go live with Tenchi and be a freeloader. Then I could get drunk with Ryoko. : D A space pirate's life for me. Har har.[/color][/size]

[size=1][color=slategray]I think we'll be living on Pluto in small, floating igloo huts and teaching our children the way of the Daedra and Necromancy. Oh, don't forget the daily sacrifices so we don't over populate.[/color][/size]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by [B]Katana[/B] Blayze: There were two RPGs I was in with her, and damn, that was fun. We formed the Three Crazy Musketeers with Wasabi and...ugh. Eggnog, strip-bon, etc. Lots of fun. She just cracked me with her posts, because they'd be so insane and yet relatively thought out. X3[/QUOTE] [size=1][color=slategray]I do believe that was me. XD I miss our Rurouni Kenshin eggnog parties. I still talk to Alex(Wasabi) but I haven't been in contact with you lately. What happened fellow Musketeer? Oh, damn, remember the sex slaves? Haha. I don't remember if I posted on this yet... but.. err... I'm sure I have. So I'll just add people. [B]Tical Blue:[/B] Aww, so cute. YOU NEED TO GET MSN MESSENGER! Or something. Because I'm too lazy to PM people. But, Tical, you're cool. I like your ideas and you seem to be someone I'd hang out with around the clock. [B]Acheron:[/b] Just so we could talk about Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask. Dang. I wish I could have some pictures of when you dressed up as the big Tux man.[/color][/size]

[size=1][color=slategray]Aww, Tical, I'll love you! : D What do I really want? To go to a Wheatus concert. Damn, I'd throw myself on that stage and get a concussion. Also... a big 'ol container of freshly made puppy chow. AND A FEMME BOY TO EAT IT WITH! Which is... basically getting a friend. XD[/color][/size]

[size=1][color=slategray]Post, children, [I]post[/I]. ---------------------- Tessa woke with a start, it took her a moment to realize where she was. After all, she was used to waking up hung over in a booth at Hell's Haven Bar. She'd never get used to this team thing. The horizon was streaked with orange, red, and pink. It was probably around six in the morning or so. She still didn't see any of her teammates. This was getting irritating. If they kept lazying about like this, nothing would ever get done. Other teams could easily snatch these bounty heads up before Tessa's team even got up for breakfast. She fingered her gun handle, then grabbed it out of her belt. She aimed it toward the sky and shot twice. As expected, the whole team hurdled out toward the truck within a matter of seconds. All from different directions. "What the hell was that?" Ashcraft said hoarsely when he was in front of her. "That? Oh, that was me," Tessa replied. "What were you shooting at?" "Nothing. I only did it to get your asses out here. We've been waiting around too long. We could easily be a target if we don't get moving soon. Plus, since I've been dragged into this, I [I]don't[/I] want to give up those prizes." She spun around and climbed into the back seat of the truck. She took a window spot, so she wouldn't have to be in the middle. She could hear them mumbling and then they all got into the truck, too. Ashcraft took the wheel, Fang getting the passenger seat. This left Jonah squished in the middle of Tessa and Lumine in the back seat. "Hey, hey... why am I in the middle?" He said. "You're smaller, you'd fit better," He pointed at Tessa. She flashed a quick look at Lumine. Her stomach dropped. If she was nestled against him the whole trip to where ever the hell they were going, she'd definately break down and attempt to make up with him. "No," She declined, looking back out the window. "Look... don't be difficult, just-," "Hey, I said no. Bite me," She cut him off. "Oh, well I can already tell this will be a pleasant trip," Jonah said in a fake cheery tone. Ashcraft started up the truck.[/color][/size]

[size=1][color=slategray]Hee hee, silly. What did I tell you about those ruler smacking mods? Hmm? What a contradictory little thread. Enlighten me... if you are out to tell us of these conspiracies, what is the point of apologizing? I certainly wouldn't. But maybe that's just me.[/color][/size]

[size=1][color=slategray]WHAT?! NO GUNTHER?! : O I'll have to change that. "Tra La La" by Gunther. It's some Swedish guy, I think. Anyway... here's the video. XD [URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAHCIv_xktU&search=You%20Touch%20My%20Tra%20La%20La]Tra La La[/URL] I mainly like the beginning... because of the lesbian action. >> And, sorry, but you see man ***. Also... I find that Emo song mean. *hugs Emo boys* Aww, how cute. : D[/color][/size]