Hanabishi Recca Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 [QUOTE=Lord of Spirits]Okay and ll: poof:ll you have steak but sorry you have to cook it by yourself since you didn't ask for it to be cooked so there! I hope you a stove or a BBQ. If you don't, well too bad just eat it raw. I wish for a new computer.[/QUOTE] As long as I have a steak ;) *poof* you have a new Pc. It is even a laptop. But you don't have internet connetion. To make it worse, the Pc can't even have a connetion with the internet. Poor you. Unless you just wanted to keep notes... I wish I had a brand new bike! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Knight Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 [COLOR=RoyalBlue]Viola! You have a new bike. Unfortunatly theres only one gear and theres no breaks. Also your tires are constantly flat. I wish my teachers would get a life and stop giving us projects.[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ai.sAkUrA.chan Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 [FONT=Comic Sans MS]yay for no more projects. But for the rest of you school life, instead of doing projects you will copy the dictionary 7 times 3 times a week. But,hey, you don't have anymore projects! Okay, i wish.... i wish my mom and dad would stop fighting so much. DONE! ^^[/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ver2.0 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 Wish granted. Your parents don't fight anymore instead they blame everything on you and decide to send you to military school :animecry: I wish I would stop gettin in trouble at school for junk I didn't do :animeswea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funny Girl Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 [QUOTE=Ver2.0]Wish granted. Your parents don't fight anymore instead they blame everything on you and decide to send you to military school :animecry: I wish I would stop gettin in trouble at school for junk I didn't do :animeswea[/QUOTE] Well if you insist.^BAM^ You are now not in any trouble any more but you blabbed to your teacher about something you were blamed for and now all your friends think that you're a total idiot and a tattle tale.Hahahahaha! :D I wish I had more video games! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted May 13, 2006 Author Share Posted May 13, 2006 [FONT=Arial]Oh boy, you have more video games. They kidnap you and keep you hostage in your room. You have to play them all the time. You miss school and the only exercise you get is when DDR rips you out of Soul Calibur's clutches. The video games will never let you leave or stop playing, so that's what you do the rest of your life. You forget about your friends and they forget about you. Your captors are the only things you care about. Step it up, step it up. I wish I hated meat products.[/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ver2.0 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 Yay! You now hate meat products but sadly you hate them because you are deathly allergic to them because of this one of your enemies hunts you down, ties you up. and forces you to eat meat until you die :animedepr I wish there was a store near me that sold decent anime :animesmil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funny Girl Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 [I]POOf[/I] There are now stores that sold good anime but none that you like. All they sell are ones that seem boring to you but others think that they are cool. I wish I had season passes to Great America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tanukioh Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 [QUOTE=Lord of Spirits][I]POOf[/I] There are now stores that sold good anime but none that you like. All they sell are ones that seem boring to you but others think that they are cool. I wish I had season passes to Great America.[/QUOTE] KA-FRIGGIN-BOOM!! ^_^ you got teh passes! Unfotunately Great America is blown up before you can get there, so all that's left is a desert, 2 mice and a crazy guy named Jim. >.> I wish I could go visit my GF. ^_^ (she lives a long way away from me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 [QUOTE=Lord of Spirits][I]POOf[/I] There are now stores that sold good anime but none that you like. All they sell are ones that seem boring to you but others think that they are cool. I wish I had season passes to Great America.[/QUOTE] [SIZE=1]Bam, you now have the Great America season passes you've always desired, unfortunately for you while queuing up to one of the rides you accidentally brush past a rather nasty looking biker who proceeds to bludgeon you to death with a queue railing. I wish Anime ceased to exist and people who worship it can experience some semblance of a normal life.[/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funny Girl Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 [QUOTE=tanukioh]KA-FRIGGIN-BOOM!! ^_^ you got teh passes! Unfotunately Great America is blown up before you can get there, so all that's left is a desert, 2 mice and a crazy guy named Jim. >.> I wish I could go visit my GF. ^_^ (she lives a long way away from me)[/QUOTE] [SIZE=3]BAM!![/SIZE] You can now visit you GF but unfortunalty she left to go see you and is now coming back since you couldn't meet her at the air port. Sorry. :( I wish I could go over to friends house this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tanukioh Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 [QUOTE=Lord of Spirits][SIZE=3]BAM!![/SIZE] You can now visit you GF but unfortunalty she left to go see you and is now coming back since you couldn't meet her at the air port. Sorry. :( I wish I could go over to friends house this weekend.[/QUOTE] BAMZ!! your there, but they kidnap you and tie you up in the closet so you can never ever leave them. O.o I wish my GF would call me tonight, and we could talk happily for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funny Girl Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 [QUOTE=tanukioh]BAMZ!! your there, but they kidnap you and tie you up in the closet so you can never ever leave them. O.o I wish my GF would call me tonight, and we could talk happily for a while.[/QUOTE] [SIZE=3][I]Boom!!![/SIZE][/I] your GF has just called you but when your talking all happily and stuff you suddenly hear her breaking up with you and then loose her signal. The last thing you hear is help me. I wish I had a $1000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tanukioh Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 [QUOTE=Lord of Spirits][SIZE=3][I]Boom!!![/SIZE][/I] your GF has just called you but when your talking all happily and stuff you suddenly hear her breaking up with you and then loose her signal. The last thing you hear is help me. I wish I had a $1000.[/QUOTE] POOF! you have $1000, but someone steals it from you while you aren't looking I wish my GF and I could be together (in the same place I mean) and play around with duct tape, seeing how could make the best whatever with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funny Girl Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 [SIZE=4]KA KA KA KA KA KA BOOM!![/SIZE]You and your GF are now together in the same place and you are both having a great time when she realizes that someone has been following you both and they kidnap her and put duct tape around her mouth and tied you up with duct tape. I wish I could fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ver2.0 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Yay you can now fly, but sadly you have a cape, and while you are flying you get sucked into a jet engine :animedepr I wish I was in Heaven :animesmil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 [QUOTE=Ver2.0]Yay you can now fly, but sadly you have a cape, and while you are flying you get sucked into a jet engine :animedepr I wish I was in Heaven :animesmil[/QUOTE] [SIZE=1]Bam, you are now in Heaven, unfortunately as nothing interesting ever happens in Paradise because everything is always so good you turn stark raving mad and are kicked down to Hell so nobody else is bothered by your antics. You now have to spend the rest of eternity in Hell completely bonkers. Seeing as it wasn't answered before, I'll go again. I wish Anime ceased to exist and people who worship it can experience some semblance of a normal life.[/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tanukioh Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 [QUOTE=Ver2.0]Yay you can now fly, but sadly you have a cape, and while you are flying you get sucked into a jet engine :animedepr I wish I was in Heaven :animesmil[/QUOTE] Ok, but the bad part is, YOUR DEAD!! O_O >.> On top of that, each day you spend in heave, you rot a little more until you don't exist anymore. why? because you wizzed in god's wine! ^_^ I wish I had good luck when I tried to call my gf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funny Girl Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 [quote name='Ver2.0']Congrats you have good luck when you call her by not getting up with her. How is this that it can be good luck?[/quote] Hey Ver2.0 you forgot a wish. I wish I was an angel for a day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerxes Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Now you have become an angel! But you a ghost and no one can see you and don't even remember that you exist. I wish that I could be a demon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tanukioh Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 [QUOTE=Master of Death]Now you have become an angel! But you a ghost and no one can see you and don't even remember that you exist. I wish that I could be a demon.[/QUOTE] POOF! your a demon, but unfroturnately you're in hell and burning up, in extreme agony. O.o I wish my gf would come up here and take me with her to Florida. ^_^ VACATION TIME!! WOOO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalon Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Congratulations on going to Florida with your girlfriend. While you visit the beach together, some random bikini chick comes up and kisses you. Your gf thinks you have cheated on her, so she breaks up with you and leaves you stranded in Florida. You no longer have lodging, you only have the one pair of swim trunks for clothing, and you lost your wallet. You are homeless, penniless, and shirtless in an unfamiliar state. Sucks to be you. I wish I had the complete sound track to Cowboy Bebop, every single lovely tune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tanukioh Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 [QUOTE=silver_blade]Congratulations on going to Florida with your girlfriend. While you visit the beach together, some random bikini chick comes up and kisses you. Your gf thinks you have cheated on her, so she breaks up with you and leaves you stranded in Florida. You no longer have lodging, you only have the one pair of swim trunks for clothing, and you lost your wallet. You are homeless, penniless, and shirtless in an unfamiliar state. Sucks to be you. I wish I had the complete sound track to Cowboy Bebop, every single lovely tune.[/QUOTE] KA-BOOM!! you have all the songs, but too bad, you go deaf before you can hear them. :( sorry. I wish I was magic!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 [QUOTE=tanukioh]KA-BOOM!! you have all the songs, but too bad, you go deaf before you can hear them. :( sorry. I wish I was magic!![/QUOTE] [SIZE=1]Bam, you are now magical, unfortunately being magical means inherent drawbacks, which in your case as a genie means you get to spent eternity in a lamp buried beneath a few hundred million tons of sand, that is unless someone happens to come across you, which means you have to grant them their wishes without any say in the matter. And I thought my job sucked. For the third time [I'm starting to think people are intentionally avoiding it]. I wish Anime ceased to exist and people who worship it can experience some semblance of a normal life. [/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tanukioh Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 [QUOTE=Gavin][SIZE=1]Bam, you are now magical, unfortunately being magical means inherent drawbacks, which in your case as a genie means you get to spent eternity in a lamp buried beneath a few hundred million tons of sand, that is unless someone happens to come across you, which means you have to grant them their wishes without any say in the matter. And I thought my job sucked. For the third time [I'm starting to think people are intentionally avoiding it]. I wish Anime ceased to exist and people who worship it can experience some semblance of a normal life. [/SIZE][/QUOTE] O.o POOF! anime is gone, and the worshipers of it experience all the bad things in life. they become thieves and murders. one night they kill you in a blind rage. :( and to think, Anime was keeping them sane. ^_^ I wish I was a tanuki (link to what a tanuki is: [url]http://www.youkaimura.org/tanuki.htm[/url]) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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