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*Super Magic Neko-neko Pretty Sprinkles Sugar Attack!!!!*

With the magic words, your wish has been granted. Reno is 20 miles away instead of 50. Unfortunately, it is 20 miles underground, making it impossible to reach, as well as making everyone who was in the city suffocate. Those poor prostitues and casinos.

I wish could have the perfect cosplay costume from any series to wear whenever I wished.
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[QUOTE=silver_blade]*Super Magic Neko-neko Pretty Sprinkles Sugar Attack!!!!*

With the magic words, your wish has been granted. Reno is 20 miles away instead of 50. Unfortunately, it is 20 miles underground, making it impossible to reach, as well as making everyone who was in the city suffocate. Those poor prostitues and casinos.

I wish could have the perfect cosplay costume from any series to wear whenever I wished.[/QUOTE]
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BAM, you now have those perfect costumes to wear whenever you wish, the only trouble is that you're now a doll, the costumes are doll-sized and person who owns you enjoys dressing you up in whatever outfits you've always found revolting. Being a doll you can't complain and a forced to endure the horror until forgotten about and left to gather dust and grow slowly insane.

I wish we all lived in Solo Tremaine's OB: Enter the Net world. [/SIZE]
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I wish we all lived in Solo Tremaine's OB: Enter the Net world. [/SIZE][/QUOTE]

Kablam. Wish granted. However, no one has a clue what you're talking about and this thread goes dead due to your wish. Thanks, buddy.

I wish I could find some chapstick (that isn't poisonous, gross, or belonging to some great entity that will kill/eat/curse/harm me for having used its chapstick).
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[CENTER][COLOR=DarkSlateBlue][SIZE=1][FONT=Verdana][QUOTE=PaganAngel]Kablam. Wish granted. However, no one has a clue what you're talking about and this thread goes dead due to your wish. Thanks, buddy.

I wish I could find some chapstick (that isn't poisonous, gross, or belonging to some great entity that will kill/eat/curse/harm me for having used its chapstick).[/QUOTE]

Whee! Wish granted. Its the sweetest,yummiest,never-run-out MAGICAL CHAPSTICK!
Sadly,before you even get a chance to use any of it, you accidently drop it down a sewer-grate.

What a darn shame.

[B]I wish that normal, clean water rain will fall for a reasonable amount of time.[/B] [/FONT] [/SIZE] [/COLOR] [/CENTER]
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[QUOTE=Momiji Love][CENTER][COLOR=DarkSlateBlue][SIZE=1][FONT=Verdana]
[B]I wish that normal, clean water rain will fall for a reasonable amount of time.[/B] [/FONT] [/SIZE] [/COLOR] [/CENTER][/QUOTE]

Poof! A nice rainstorm comes in pleasant quantities and for just a few days. However, with the storm comes lightning, and you are electrocuted. The end.

I wish I got a better grade on my Science test.
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[QUOTE=PaganAngel]Poof! A nice rainstorm comes in pleasant quantities and for just a few days. However, with the storm comes lightning, and you are electrocuted. The end.

I wish I got a better grade on my Science test.[/QUOTE]

You got a better grade! Congrats.
But you focusing on this one grade makes you think you need to focus on somthing else. By the end of the year, you don't have any As. Your highest grade was C.

I wish I could fly a plane.
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You unbolt ye FLASK and hold it aloft. A great shaking begins. The dungeon ceiling collapses down on you, crushing you in twain. Apparently, this was a load-bearing FLASK.


I wish Trogdor the BurniNator existed.
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[COLOR=YellowGreen]Super-dee-duper pink spider attack! You now have telekenetic powers. ^_^ But, they go out of control and the universe implodes. (the sound of implosion being moob)

I wish Bush would die, or at least step down so we can have a competent president.[/COLOR]
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[QUOTE=Lord Dante]HIGH DEFINITION dante powers go! *Sproing!*

you now have no history homework. However, next year you are commanded to write a thesis on the subject that you would've had homework on under penalty of death. you fail to complete the thesis, and die. poor you.

I wish that I could take part in this years Gloustershire annual cheese roll.[/QUOTE]

[COLOR=DarkRed] martyrdom powers help me out.
*insert stupid sound effect here*
you are now part of the Gloustershire annual cheese roll, you are now in the middle of rolling up that sick cheese[lord knows where it's been] and in then your human need for food kicks in and you eat the chesse, then you die of food poisoning.

i wish i wasnt farsighted.

thank you for your time.[/COLOR]
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* weird lights and music*

Bang you got your wish
Unfortunately you got 200/200 vision and upon that.
Your fat neighbor comes out in a thong and you see all.
Your eyes explodes as a result.
damn that has to hurt.

I wish I could never age and die from anything. A fifthteen year old vampire nice
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Dante powers go! *Sproing*

Congradulations, you can no longer age or die. However, being only fifteen years of age, you are forever denied the benefits of age (wisdom). you stay forever ignorant, brash and awkward, just like most other 15 year ols, untill the end of time. [I]really[/I] sucks to be you.


I wish Strong bad would answer my Email.
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[QUOTE=Lord Dante]Dante powers go! *Sproing*

Congradulations, you can no longer age or die. However, being only fifteen years of age, you are forever denied the benefits of age (wisdom). you stay forever ignorant, brash and awkward, just like most other 15 year ols, untill the end of time. [I]really[/I] sucks to be you.


I wish Strong bad would answer my Email.[/QUOTE]

Shwoosh. Wish granted, e-mail answered. However, Strong bad unknowingly sent a virus to you. Your computer is eaten by worms.

I wish my MP3 player worked well.
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[COLOR=#656446][SIZE=1]By divine will, intervention or what have you, your MP3 player now works! And even better; it now accepts video in Betamax formats as well as LPs and cassette tapes. Unfortunately, there's a very big chance that it'll crash if you try to play *.mp3's on it.

Now you know that God is a hippie.


I wish my green nail polish isn't as sparkly as it is now.[/SIZE][/COLOR]
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Hooh-Hah! PWNED mad skills go.

YOur Nail Polish doesn't sparkle as much anymore. however, in doing so you accidently made it stop using acid. Can you guess what happens next?


I wish that I was Strong Bads stunt double in Dangeresque One: Dangeresque Too?
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Dante powers of PWNage go! *sproing*

Congradulations, Strongbad has chosen you to be his stunt double in Dangeresque one: dangeresque too? however, he changed the script around so you get thrown off of the bub's concession stand-scraper by KIllingyouguy. And unfortunately Perducchi Ate the landing mat!


I wish StInkoman would answer a SBEmail every now and again.
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[QUOTE=Lord Dante]
I wish StInkoman would answer a SBEmail every now and again.[/QUOTE]


Wish granted StInkoman has now answered a SBEmail unfortunatly for you he has also reported you to the police for "stalking him" you will be arrested and sentanced to life in prison.

I wish I could have any female anime character as my gf I wanted :animesmil
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The Boss has granted your wish. You now have the beautiful Fei Valentine as your girlfriend. Being the hustler that she is, before giving you the first kiss, she makes away with all your money and possessions, pawns them, and loses all the money in bets and gambling parlers.

Darn...

[B]I wish I had meat vision![/B][/color][/size]
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You now have meat vision. Whenever you look at something, you see meat. You even see it when your eyes are closed. The sight of sausages 24/7 is okay for a while, but you are severely inhibited by the inability to see what's actually in front of you. After unwillingly watching dancing bratwurst (sp?) for six months, you can no longer take the meat. You go crazy, run into the street, and get hit by... a meat delivery truck, of course.

I wish I had a 267-sided die.
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Congratulations you now have a 267-sided die unfortunatley for you it's cursed
and you must roll it once a day and every time you do you get a new curse for that day :animecry:

I wish I had a Chesseburger :animesmil
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[QUOTE=Ver2.0]Congratulations you now have a 267-sided die unfortunatley for you it's cursed
and you must roll it once a day and every time you do you get a new curse for that day :animecry:

I wish I had a Chesseburger :animesmil[/QUOTE]

yay, you've got a cheeseburger.bad news? you just gained 5 pounds of fat around your ankle area, causing the look of cankles.

I wish people would stop blaming ME for THEIR problems and just blame themselves.
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Yay fat ankles!!!

Congratulations all the people you know now blame themselves for their problems and have all commited suicide:(


I wish I had a Brisk Tea(can't u tell I'm hungry/thirsty^_^)
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